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Offline John Florida

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Whites only laundry
« on: January 24, 2013, 07:18:44 PM »
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Re: Whites only laundry
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2013, 07:24:53 PM »
Okay that is the funniest damn thing I have seen in a while. You should have posted in that other thread, too.
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Re: Whites only laundry
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2013, 08:37:05 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on January 24, 2013, 07:24:53 PM
Okay that is the funniest damn thing I have seen in a while. You should have posted in that other thread, too.

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Re: Whites only laundry
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2013, 10:51:02 PM »
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Re: Whites only laundry
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2013, 06:53:34 AM »
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Whites Only Laundry
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2013, 10:48:43 AM »
Whites Only Laundry

In a proud moment  as a father, my son overheard this playing and said "That's just wrong" so I asked him why.  He told me he didn't want anyone else seeing his underwear.

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Chef:   I'm not mad because the flag shows somebody gettin' killed, It's because it's racist!
Kyle's Team:   [minus Stan] Racist??
Chef:   Children, don't you even know what this argument is about?! That flag is racist because a black man is being hung by white people.
Kyle's Team:   [minus Stan] Ooooooohhh.
Chef:   Ooooooohhh?!
Kyle:   W-we really didn't see it that way.
Chef:   But that's a black man up there!
Kyle:   Y-yeah, but… the color of someone's skin doesn't matter.
Chef:   Well of course it matters when- [catches himself] …Oh my God. Wait a minute. You children didn't even see the flag as a black man being hanged by white people, did you?
Kyle's Team:   [minus Stan] No.
Chef:   [deducing, marveling] Why, that is- that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.
Mayor:   What?
Mr. Wyland:   What?
Chef:   Don't you see? All this time I thought these little crackers had turned racist, when actuallih they were so not racist that they didn't even make a separation of black and white to begin with. All they saw when they looked at that flag was five people.



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Re: Whites only laundry
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2013, 10:59:48 AM »
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I don't want anyone else seeing my underwear either, so your son's in good company.

As far as this spoof goes, the Left and the Black militants had a fit some while ago about a real women's clothing store called, "White House/Black Market" -- they sell only black and white clothes.  Or did.
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Re: Whites only laundry
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2013, 11:14:46 AM »
Quote from: Pandora on January 26, 2013, 10:59:48 AM
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I don't want anyone else seeing my underwear either, so your son's in good company.

As far as this spoof goes, the Left and the Black militants had a fit some while ago about a real women's clothing store called, "White House/Black Market" -- they sell only black and white clothes.  Or did.

Dang it. I thought I saw this already posted here, but I couldn't find it. Thanks PAN.
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Re: Whites only laundry
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2013, 11:15:38 AM »
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Re: Whites only laundry
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2013, 06:17:02 PM »
Quote from: Pandora on January 26, 2013, 10:59:48 AM
Topics merged.

I don't want anyone else seeing my underwear either, so your son's in good company.

As far as this spoof goes, the Left and the Black militants had a fit some while ago about a real women's clothing store called, "White House/Black Market" -- they sell only black and white clothes.  Or did.

" Mom ! ... Always leave the house in CLEAN UNDERWEAR ? ... If I get hit by a car , I'll probably sh*t my pants anyway ! "
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Re: Whites only laundry
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 07:00:52 AM »
Quote from: Sectionhand on January 26, 2013, 06:17:02 PM
Quote from: Pandora on January 26, 2013, 10:59:48 AM
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I don't want anyone else seeing my underwear either, so your son's in good company.

As far as this spoof goes, the Left and the Black militants had a fit some while ago about a real women's clothing store called, "White House/Black Market" -- they sell only black and white clothes.  Or did.

" Mom ! ... Always leave the house in CLEAN UNDERWEAR ? ... If I get hit by a car , I'll probably sh*t my pants anyway ! "

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Re: Whites only laundry
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2013, 12:58:10 PM »
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Mom ! ... Always leave the house in CLEAN UNDERWEAR ? ... If I get hit by a car , I'll probably sh*t my pants anyway ! "


as Bill Cosby said about his mother telling him to wear clean underwear...when you see the mack truck about to run you over     "First, you think it, then you do it."
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