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ObamaVoter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« on: March 29, 2011, 09:45:25 PM »
I haven't posted anything truly sickening in a while so here goes...

Warning: Don't follow this link if you are easily nauseated ('cause like they mention maggots and feces and stuff).
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In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2011, 09:59:10 PM »
It said he had a girlfriend.  At some point, don't you as a "girlfriend" haul the guy up out of the chair, whether he wants to or not, sooner rather than later?  Or am I just a hardass do-gooder?
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2011, 10:13:08 PM »
These bloated Jaba the Hutt types always have girlfriends/wives. It's like men on death row who get love letters from women they've never met. WTF?
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2011, 10:24:09 PM »
The maggots and feces are the least offensive aspects of this.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2011, 10:44:32 PM »
I didn't follow the link but the replys told me all I needed to know.

The path some lives take is truly -- thought provoking.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2011, 11:51:43 PM »
Seriously, though, does anyone think for a second that any of the residents of this swanky, hip pad ever voted Republican?

I can always spot an Obamavoter.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2011, 12:01:27 AM »
The maggots and feces are the least offensive aspects of this.


I dunno. The EMTs were there and their comments were illuminating...

One officer said it was the worst thing he had ever responded to. Another told the local TV station he had to throw away his uniform after helping remove the man from the chair.

BTW...another clue that this apartment was infested with Obamavoters: If anyone present was a Republican (or conservative) they would have been instantly identified by the media as such. Ergo, they had to be Obamavoters. Q.E.D.

And besides, maggots and feces? C'mon...Obamavoter.

Side note: Does anyone remember that website that posted the before and after pics of drug users?* It would be really cool to do that with liberals where they look way more depraved after a year or two of immersion at Kos or PuffHo. Feces of Liberalism. Or Faces Of Idiocy or something...


*Lots of Obamavoters at that link.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 12:42:56 AM »

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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2011, 05:08:02 AM »
BAS Dictionary:

Girlfriend. (noun) Female parasite who cashes assistance check for morbidly obese man in order to purchase crack cocaine for herself and her pimp.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2011, 08:03:31 AM »
I've read these kinds of stories before.  A fat woman fused to a sofa comes to mind

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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2011, 10:22:45 AM »
You know who this kind of on and off happening to, come to think of it.  William Perry.  The Fridge.  ESPN had a thing on it awhile back.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2010/news/story?id=6091766




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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2011, 10:45:37 AM »
Then there was the woman whose buttocks became fused to the toilet seat...

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...35-year old Pam Babcock locked herself in the bathroom of the couple’s mobile home and refused to leave… for the next two years. When her boyfriend, Kory McFarren, finally called the authorities to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” they found that she was physically stuck to the toilet seat—her skin had not only attached but, according to the initial reports, appeared to have “grown around” the seat. The cops eventually pried the seat off the toilet with a crowbar and sent the woman—seat attached—to a hospital in Wichita, where they were finally separated.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2011, 11:14:12 AM »
 ::puke::

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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2011, 12:55:55 AM »
UPDATE: He died.

A morbidly obese man is dead after he was found fused to a chair that he had been stuck on for two years.

The 43-year-old man from Bellaire, Ohio, was discovered unconscious on Sunday by his girlfriend.

Emergency crews had to pry him free, as his skin was stuck to the recliner with urine, feces and maggots.

Local reports say one officer threw away his uniform because the conditions were so putrid.

"The living room where the man lived in his chair was very filthy, very deplorable. It's unbelievable that somebody lives in conditions like that," Jim Chase, a code enforcer, told local news station WTRF.

A hole was cut in the wall of the home to remove the heavy man.

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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2011, 07:21:06 AM »
I guess I'm not surprised. Think about it. Eating enough to be morbidly obese  - and sitting in the same chair for two years, your own urine and feces piling up for two years.

I just can barely imagine the scene, but I imagine it to be a death scene.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2011, 08:01:04 AM »
Mr. Sloth from "Seven"!

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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2011, 08:07:46 AM »
There has to be underlying psychiatric issues in cases like this. I just don't see how anyone could sit in the same chair for, literally, years. The article mentioned that the landlady didn't know it was so bad because he was always under a blanket when she came by. What about the piles of waste? Seems you'd notice that from miles away.

Sounds like this guy had enablers, which seems to always be the case in situations like this.
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2011, 09:05:45 AM »
. . .
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Sounds like this guy had enablers, which seems to always be the case in situations like this.

Glock. He had a girlfriend. She knew he was not the cheatin kind . . .
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2011, 09:09:53 AM »
. . .
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Sounds like this guy had enablers, which seems to always be the case in situations like this.

Glock. He had a girlfriend. She knew he was not the cheatin kind . . .

LOL. Her thought process....

"Let's see... on the one hand, he's faithful as a saint. I don't ever have to worry about him cheating on me. On the other hand, he's been sitting in a pile of his own excrement and urine for two years and his body has become fused to the chair. Hmmmm....."

 ::thinking::
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Re: Obama Voter's Ass Fused To Chair (updated)
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2011, 12:58:00 PM »
Yah; that'd be the toss-up for me, awrighty ....  ::)
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