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Offline 21stCenturyThinker

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Maybe Obama will be the best president ever
« on: February 21, 2013, 03:16:17 PM »
The Russians are buzzing our bases in Guam.
The Chinese are cruising off the coast of California.
Meteors (or are they asteroids?) are shooting past the Earth, missing us by barely a whisker.
The national debt is approaching a gazillion dollars and the president wants more spending, not less.
Semi-automatic rifles, ammunition, powder and primers are flying off the shelves at such a clip (no pun intended) that you’d think we were preparing for invasion.

I have two theories that can tie all these things together:

1)  Obama (and the leaders of the other super powers) know that the “near miss” meteor is just the vanguard for some more big rocks heading our way. One or more of them will hit us, setting us back a couple hundred years socially and technologically. How can Obama make sure Americans are armed and ready for the coming holocaust? How can he make sure the guns and ammo get into the hands of the right people- the one who are passionate about their freedom and willing to do something about it? By threatening to ban guns, of course!  If the rock hits somewhere that affects the USA and the Russians or Chinese try to take advantage of it to invade, we’ll have the largest and best armed “Home Guard” army the world has ever seen. Obama has cleverly ensured that America will prevail. He will be remembered as the greatest president because he wasn't afraid to look like a dick for years while keeping the terrible secret safe.

Or 2)  Obama is an arrogant ass who is determined to undermine the very fabric of America. The meteor was a coincidence. The Russians and Chinese smell our blood in the water and are mocking our weakness.

I guess the scientific principle that “the simplest solution is usually the right one” requires me to go with theory 2.
Kind of a shame, really.

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Re: Maybe Obama will be the best president ever
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2013, 03:49:42 PM »
Or never ascribe to conspiracy what can be explained by simple stupidity.

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Re: Maybe Obama will be the best president ever
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2013, 04:51:17 PM »
Or never ascribe to conspiracy what can be explained by simple stupidity.

   Good one!!
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Re: Maybe Obama will be the best president ever
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2013, 12:02:46 AM »
All indications lead to #2.
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Re: Maybe Obama will be the best president ever
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2013, 05:40:57 AM »
He can honestly say that he's the best negro president we've ever had . That's about it .

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Re: Maybe Obama will be the best president ever
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2013, 09:06:11 AM »
ANSWER..............
                                                                              ::bigpuke::
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened. " Norman Martoon Thomas 1944 -6 time pres. candidate (socialist)

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Re: Maybe Obama will be the best president ever
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2013, 09:47:56 AM »
Or never ascribe to conspiracy what can be explained by simple stupidity.

That's beautiful. I'm going to make one of those motivational posters with your quote and a big picture of Obama on it.

I'm sure everyone realizes that I was just having a laugh with my "end of civilization" theory. So the government doesn't need to kill me, right? Should I be looking for drones?

I just pray that no one who saw the subject line associates it with my alias without reading the text. I would hate to be branded as a collaborator.

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Re: Maybe Obama will be the best president ever
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2013, 10:40:27 AM »
He can honestly say that he's the best negro president we've ever had . That's about it .

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