I bet we're in there or soon will be
Are you Employed? Check
Do you own over an acre of land? Check
Are you Christian? Check
Are you White? Check
Are you Male? Check
Are you a Gun Owner? Check
Have you ever given financial aid to any of the following terror groups? Christian Church, Tea-Party, Republican Party, Libertarian Party, NRA? Check
Yep you are a terrorist. No you may no longer fly or move about the country freely.