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Offline John Florida

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I'M RICH!!!!
« on: May 22, 2013, 06:40:54 PM »
 I just got this in my email!!!!

 UNITED NATIONS / WORLD BANK COMPENSATION UNIT.
Our Ref: UN/WBO/062SWISS/2013.
 
Attention: Beneficiary
 
How are you doing today? Hope all is well with you and family? You May not Understand Why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for the past Four months ended Three days ago Which With The former secretary to the UNITED NATIONS in the person of Mr. Kofi Anan, European Union, Arab Nations / Asian, Australian and U.S. President Barak Obama President.
 
This email is to all the People that Have Been scammed or extorted money from Because of your contract / inheritance payment execution in any part of the world, relative Their People that lost in war in Middle East, in natural disaster victims Also People that have spent time in contribution to growth of humanity and less privileged eleven o'clock the UNITED NATIONS with UNICEF have Agreed to Compensate Them With The sum of U.S$750,000.00  this includes every foreign contractors received That May Have Not Their Contract Sum and People that had no idea what an unfinished transaction or international business that failed due to Government problems etc. or Irregularities. We found your name in our list and That is why we are contacting you, This Have Been Agreed upon and Have been signed by the United Nations Board of Directors and Trustees.
 
You have to contact Rev. Benjamin Toomey, our payment agent, as he is our UNITED NATIONS representative Payment Unit, contact him time immediately for your Cheque / International Bank Draft / ATM CASH CARD / via Telegraphic wire Transfer of U.S$750,000.00 funds are in a Bank Draft / ATM Card for security purpose. I will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice. THEREFORE, you should send him your full Names and telephone numbers / your correct mailing addresses where you want him to send the MONEY to you.
 
And tell him your file Reference below (RE-1077_V). Contact Rev. Benjamin Toomey time immediately for your Cashier Cheque / ATM card:
 
Person to Contact: Name: Rev. Benjamin Toomey
Tel: +34 602 046 368
E-mail: benjamin.toomey@mail-me.com
 
Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your money. Making the world a better place for the sake of Humanity. Give him your file Reference (RE-1077-V) and you are free to contact him via telephone number
 
N / B: You are only required to secure only other fees Affidavit of Claim has been taken care by United Nations.
 
 
Regards,
 
 
Ban Ki-Moon.
UN SECRETARY GENERAL
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2013, 06:46:48 PM »
Wow, you better contact them quickly before the money runs out.
It has to be true..... a reverend sent it! ::saywhat::
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2013, 06:55:49 PM »
It's 750,000 dinars.... You're broke.
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2013, 07:40:09 PM »
Ban Ki been belly-belly good to me ;-)

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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2013, 08:15:10 PM »
It's 750,000 dinars.... You're broke.

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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2013, 09:45:19 PM »
Gonna pay you off in Obama's three dollar bills.
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2013, 04:25:03 AM »
How much is taht in Kopeks ?

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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2013, 07:37:09 AM »
I dunno SH, but isn't Moon from South Korea?  The Won is worth about $0.0009 JF, not worth chasing after with a postage stamp!
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2013, 08:19:28 AM »
I guess this means Spain's transformation to a third world s**thole is complete.


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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2013, 11:38:03 AM »
Is there a 4th world shythole?   ::facepalm::
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2013, 11:43:46 AM »
Is there a 4th world shythole?   ::facepalm::

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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2013, 11:47:53 AM »
Is there a 4th world shythole?   ::facepalm::

Detroit.

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That is low, man!  Talk about hitting bottom!   ::speechless::

PS-Love the new avatar!   ::hysterical::
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2013, 04:52:47 AM »
Darn. I thought JF won the Powerball.

And I know for a fact he would have shared it with all of us here . . .
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2013, 10:13:49 AM »
No kidding, just think of the Libertyville you could establish with that bankroll?!   ::whoohoo::
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2013, 03:00:49 AM »
No kidding, just think of the Libertyville you could establish with that bankroll?!   ::whoohoo::

I always thought buying an island and inviting all my conservative friends to come live on it and start our own country would be the only way out of the comming doom and gloom.
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2013, 05:17:41 AM »
No kidding, just think of the Libertyville you could establish with that bankroll?!   ::whoohoo::

I always thought buying an island and inviting all my conservative friends to come live on it and start our own country would be the only way out of the comming doom and gloom.

Going Galt.
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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2013, 08:33:53 PM »
Darn. I thought JF won the Powerball.

And I know for a fact he would have shared it with all of us here . . .

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Re: I'M RICH!!!!
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2013, 08:38:23 PM »
No kidding, just think of the Libertyville you could establish with that bankroll?!   ::whoohoo::

I always thought buying an island and inviting all my conservative friends to come live on it and start our own country would be the only way out of the comming doom and gloom.

Going Galt.
I think I would build/buy an army and go set things straight.
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« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2013, 01:17:43 PM »
No kidding, just think of the Libertyville you could establish with that bankroll?!   ::whoohoo::

I always thought buying an island and inviting all my conservative friends to come live on it and start our own country would be the only way out of the comming doom and gloom.

Going Galt.
I think I would build/buy an army and go set things straight.

Since Libertyville would stand for everything statists detest, an armed citizenry would be necessary and thus compulsory.  Given our beliefs this would of course pose no problems at all.   ::thumbsup::
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.