My ass would like to render an opinion on President PeacePrize...
A well developed opinion there, Libertas.
Sometimes ya just gotta go with your God-given instinct.
Oh, and since we're taliking about the Big Brown Ego...how's this for disrespect...but what else would one expect from this clown?
As for possible dialogue...
Obama - "Now, look Vlad buddy, I'm as flexible as the next guy, really, Reggie tells me that all the time...but I shot my mouth of with this 'red-line' crap, that's my bad, but y'all makin' this harder, I gotta spank Assad for chemical stuff he did, my people told me he chemicaled little kids so damnit I can't have kids chemicaled, it looks bad on the news, and I got these damned elections in 2014 to dick with and I got my military on the move, I got big guns n' sh*t, don't make me pull the trigger, Pootie!!"
What we don't hear on the other end of the line...sounds of snoring...
Biden - "Did I change my Depends or not? I don't smell anything...damn I can't remember! When can I get outta here?!"