I don't know what to say.
I'm sor for pissing in your lake(?) when I had to take a whiz.
I'm sorry for my exhibitionist ways as I unzipped...I didn't know you were looking.
I'm sorry for digging a hole in mother earth....and taking a crap in it.
I'm sorry for burying my soiled sock in said hole.
Buy hey mother earth. if you re ever looking for a hot date, i'm your guy.