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Apostates - Jesus had two fathers...
« on: September 03, 2013, 09:57:25 PM »

http://weaselzippers.us/2013/09/03/lib-church-claims-jesus-had-two-dads/

Yeah, Mary is an after thought...

Seriously?  These clowns dare call themselves Christian?

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Re: Apostates - Jesus had two fathers...
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2013, 10:13:15 PM »
Holy-freakin'-guacamole!
I'm certainly no biblical  scholar, nor do  i play one on tv and never spent a night at a holiday inn express, but I  can be certain,  from a sheer biological standpoint alone, that he most certainly did not!
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Re: Apostates - Jesus had two fathers...
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2013, 10:23:32 PM »
Lies.  From a church.  Sometimes I think Beck is right; we better get our knees and beg forgiveness.
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Re: Apostates - Jesus had two fathers...
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2013, 10:29:32 PM »
God help us all, for only He can.
“My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

“However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
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Re: Apostates - Jesus had two fathers...
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2013, 10:36:38 PM »
Yes,yes,yes, to everything y'all said.

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Jesus also had a mother who didn't work and went where ever her husband told her to go.

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Re: Apostates - Jesus had two fathers...
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2013, 10:38:00 PM »
God will not be mocked.
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Re: Apostates - Jesus had two fathers...
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2013, 10:41:28 PM »
"And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."

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Re: Apostates - Jesus had two fathers...
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2013, 11:19:15 PM »
Lies.  From a church.  Sometimes I think Beck is right; we better get our knees and beg forgiveness.

Yup. God judges nations.
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Re: Apostates - Jesus had two fathers...
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2013, 05:39:44 PM »
Romans 1: 18-32

18 But God shows his anger from heaven against all sinful, wicked people who suppress the truth by their wickedness. 19 They know the truth about God because he has made it obvious to them. 20 For ever since the world was created, people have seen the earth and sky. Through everything God made, they can clearly see his invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature. So they have no excuse for not knowing God.

21 Yes, they knew God, but they wouldn’t worship him as God or even give him thanks. And they began to think up foolish ideas of what God was like. As a result, their minds became dark and confused. 22 Claiming to be wise, they instead became utter fools. 23 And instead of worshiping the glorious, ever-living God, they worshiped idols made to look like mere people and birds and animals and reptiles.

24 So God abandoned them to do whatever shameful things their hearts desired. As a result, they did vile and degrading things with each other’s bodies. 25 They traded the truth about God for a lie. So they worshiped and served the things God created instead of the Creator himself, who is worthy of eternal praise! Amen. 26 That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. 27 And the men, instead of having normal sexual relations with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men, and as a result of this sin, they suffered within themselves the penalty they deserved.

28 Since they thought it foolish to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their foolish thinking and let them do things that should never be done. 29 Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness, sin, greed, hate, envy, murder, quarreling, deception, malicious behavior, and gossip. 30 They are backstabbers, haters of God, insolent, proud, and boastful. They invent new ways of sinning, and they disobey their parents. 31 They refuse to understand, break their promises, are heartless, and have no mercy. 32 They know God’s justice requires that those who do these things deserve to die, yet they do them anyway. Worse yet, they encourage others to do them, too.
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Re: Apostates - Jesus had two fathers...
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2013, 08:18:20 PM »
Why do I feel the need for a shot of tequila and a qualuude?
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Re: Apostates - Jesus had two fathers...
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2013, 06:53:22 AM »
Because all other alternative responses are more...kinetic?
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.