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Offline Libertas

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ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« on: September 16, 2013, 11:43:10 AM »
http://nypost.com/2013/09/15/obamacare-will-question-your-sex-life/

I will at least do #3 and I am seriously thinking of #6...
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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2013, 11:51:24 AM »
I answered #2--not respond assuming it was a form.  If the dr asked, I'd asked how was this relevant to my treatment.  Then let him deal with the paperwork.  If told I can't get care without answering I'd leave.

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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2013, 12:14:33 PM »
leave, come back with a loaded gun and tell him nobody will have care anymore from him! Shoot him through the eye. Yell out, office is now closed! ::hysterical::
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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2013, 02:32:50 PM »
After reading the story to realize monies will be withheld if they do not ask.....I'm more apt to give the doc a wink and tell a story.
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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2013, 04:03:46 PM »
What an opportunity to brag up a storm!  My MD will just chuckle and play the game.  ;D
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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2013, 04:04:15 PM »
Quote from: Septugenarian on September 16, 2013, 04:03:46 PM
What an opportunity to brag up a storm!  My MD will just chuckle and play the game.  ;D

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That's the funniest comment I've seen regarding this newest revelation, anywhere on the Interwebs it is being discussed!
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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2013, 06:26:59 PM »
I'm married, so even if I did answer any questions, it'd be a short conversation. ::unknowncomic::
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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2013, 08:57:14 PM »
Quote from: AlanS on September 16, 2013, 06:26:59 PM
I'm married, so even if I did answer any questions, it'd be a short conversation. ::unknowncomic::
Ain't that the truth. Use to a joke 'bout that.
How do you stop a Jewish girl from have sex............marry her! ::unknowncomic::
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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2013, 04:37:02 AM »
Jewish American Princess's "dream house" ... a twenty room mansion with no kitchen or bedrooms .
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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2013, 05:03:08 AM »
Quote from: Sectionhand on September 17, 2013, 04:37:02 AM
Jewish American Princess's "dream house" ... a twenty room mansion with no kitchen or bedrooms .
with huge bathrooms with giant vanity mirrors.
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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2013, 09:27:09 PM »
I will tell them it is none of their bleeping business, but only because I have young children so I've grown accustomed to actually using the word "bleeping".
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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2013, 09:29:46 PM »
LOL.  I could use a little restraint in my own life.
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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2013, 10:54:10 PM »

It's late and I'm tired.....and when I get tired my mind races.....



Doctor: can you please tell me about your sex life?
Me: could you be a little more specific what you consider sex?


Doctor: I need some specifics about your sex life.
Me: talk to the hand.


Doctor: how many times do you have sex each week.
Me: including dreams?


Doctor: I'm sorry, but by law I must ask you about your sex life.
Me: ok. Give me two Viagra and call me in the morning.

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Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2013, 07:36:29 AM »
Quote from: Predator Don on September 17, 2013, 10:54:10 PM

It's late and I'm tired.....and when I get tired my mind races.....



Doctor: can you please tell me about your sex life?
Me: could you be a little more specific what you consider sex?


Doctor: I need some specifics about your sex life.
Me: talk to the hand.


Doctor: how many times do you have sex each week.
Me: including dreams?


Doctor: I'm sorry, but by law I must ask you about your sex life.
Me: ok. Give me two Viagra and call me in the morning.

 ::hysterical::

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Stay up late more often, OK?!   ;D
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