OK, a boring BAS Hummingbird story. Stop me if you have heard this one before . . .
There was a Hummer trapped in my garage. I could not guide the lil guy out and I tried. Finally, he/she collapsed from sheer exhaustion and summer heat. I picked it up, poured some Hummer nectar in my hand, shoved its little beak into it and watched as it slowly came back to full power as it sipped and sipped. I opened my hand after a while and it buzzed off, never to be seen again.
You know, they really are an ungrateful species . . .