Get Off the Table, Mabel (the $2 is for the Beer)
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)
Saddle Up the Stove, Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight
I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me
I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me
How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?
Peel Me a Nanner
I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes, As Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus (Sittin' on the Dashboard of My Car)
I Got In at 2 With A 10 And Woke Up at 10 With A 2
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
If Love Were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart was Pure
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
If You Feel I Don’t Love You, Feel Again
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
(Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill
My Give-A-Damn's Busted
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
Mama, Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lyin' on my Back in my Bed While I Cry Over You
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
I Slipped and Fell in Love
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Hair in My Eyes Like a Highland Steer
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen
If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
All My Exes Live in Texas
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of your Heart?
If the Phone Don't Ring, It's Me Not Calling You Up
All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
I Kissed Her on the Lips, and Left Her Behind for You
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It.
I Just Bought a Car From the Guy That Stole My Girl, But the Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond and She Clubbed Me with A Spade
Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed