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Offline oldcoastie6468

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Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« on: October 23, 2013, 09:33:30 AM »
Give us just three words that will make us cringe.

Example:  Hillary for President
or...something else...any three words that'll make us cringe:

More Examples:

Eye paper cut

Teeth hit pavement

Lifetime Original Movie

Starring Tara Reid

Moist Susan Boyle

The Condom Broke

Nail Filed Teeth

Fingernail scrapes chalkboard

Bone in throat

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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2013, 09:34:38 AM »
Barack Hussein Obama.
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2013, 09:35:40 AM »
Hey, Pan beat me to it.  ::dueling::
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2013, 09:35:57 AM »
 ::cool::
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2013, 09:45:33 AM »
Pull my finger.

/always hated that one
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2013, 09:50:31 AM »
Does this smell?
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2013, 09:54:26 AM »
Here. Taste this.
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2013, 10:22:38 AM »
Hold my beer.

/what follows is never good.
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2013, 10:28:49 AM »
No pain surgery.
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2013, 10:31:11 AM »
Here. Taste this.

The next three are even worse: Was it spoiled?
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“However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2013, 11:25:03 AM »
Pan snaked me twice already?!   ::dueling::

How about Internal Revenue Service?   ::gaah::   ::rockets::
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2013, 11:34:03 AM »
Democratic National Committee  >:(

Republican National Committee  >:(

On the other hand:

It's About Liberty  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2013, 06:45:26 PM »
Silent, but deadly ::devil::

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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2013, 03:35:57 PM »
Silent, but deadly ::devil::

Ahh, yes! The room clearing SBDs!  ::hysterical::
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2013, 12:27:55 PM »
Here. Taste this.

Suck the juice

While peeling the shell off a cooked duck egg.  A fertilized duck egg, complete with 2 week old embryo inside.  No, I didn't "suck the juice."


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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2013, 12:30:42 PM »
Oh gag me.
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2013, 12:38:54 PM »
Used condom sale.

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Re: Give us just three words that will make us cringe
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2013, 12:50:39 PM »
Here. Taste this.

Suck the juice

While peeling the shell off a cooked duck egg.  A fertilized duck egg, complete with 2 week old embryo inside.  No, I didn't "suck the juice."

Anybody who's rolled through the PI has heard the cry of the balut vendor...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(egg)

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We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.