PRESBYTERIAN - Best in prayer
ASTRONOMER - Moon starrer
DESPERATION - A rope ends it
THE EYES - They see
GEORGE BUSH - He bugs gore
THE MORSE CODE - Here come the dots
DORMITORY - Dirty room
SLOT MACHINES - Cash lost in me
ANIMOSITY - Is no amity
ELECTION RESULTS - Lies - let's recount
SNOOZE ALARM - Alas! No more Zs
A DECIMAL POINT - I'm a dot in place
THE EARTHQUAKES - That queer shake
ELEVEN PLUS TWO - Twelve plus one
MOTHER IN LAW - Woman Hitler
And last, but certainly not least:
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA - An arab backed imposter