Our Governor Retard just canceled school for Monday due to cold.
In NC snow requires absolutely perfect timing of cold air colliding with a storm system (unless you're in the mountains, where snow is common and can occur without an associated storm system). Usually the two ingredients defeat each other, i.e. the cold front pushes the moisture away or the moisture drags too much Gulf warmth with it and ends up as rain.
So my childhood involved much anxiety over the potential for school closures, and the Negative Forces Arrayed Against Me
TM would so often quash my hopes of a snow day. Many a night into early morning I would keep looking outside, watching the daybreak news on TV for announced school closings, only to get yet another "So here's what happened" (more like what didn't happen) story from the weatherman. Usually they'd throw in a little snippet of news about how tantalizingly close it had come, with kids a county or two away enjoying a merciful respite from school that day. But not for me!
I still get annoyed when school closings fail to materialize, even all these years later. I guess some stuff just gets ingrained in you in childhood.