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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #60 on: December 20, 2013, 01:58:33 AM »
The Night Before Sunday
By Rick Woodall

'Twas the night before Sunday, when all through the home,
Not a creature was planning, Sis was on the phone;

The Bible’s were packed under the bed so fair,
In hopes that they would forget they were there;

The children were playing on their video game,
While visions of high scores would give them more fame;

And Mom into her TV, and Dad we call Pap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

There was no use to set the alarm,
For, sleeping in, had such a charm.

When to the sky, they saw the flash, and
The trumpet sounded with oh, such a blast.

There He was, standing in the clouds,
And you could hear wing flapping sounds.

When, what to their wondering eyes should appear?
Two large books that brought them fear.

Time was done, it happened so quick.
Then he pointed his finger and to Dad he did pick.

Get to the left, He shouted so loud,
“Get over there and don’t even frown.”

You had your choice and you had a chance.
You chose the world, with party and dance.

To the top of the clouds! To the top of the sky!
They watch him ascend, With a gleam in his eye !"

Things of the earth will be no more.
The ones on the right have opened the door.

There will be no more obstacles, tears or pain.
All that suffering lead to their gain.

And then, in a moment, I heard from the liar,
“Welcome to Hell and burning fire.”

As I drew in my head, and woke right up,
I knew that my dream got me out of a slump.

Come on Mom get me a shirt and a tie,
Get the Kids up, this dream doesn’t lie.

Dust off the Bible’s under the bed.
We won’t sleep in, it’s church services instead.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! His disposition so merry!
Please hurry he said, please do not terry!

For if we get ready, don’t let the time pass,
We can even make it to Bible class.

So with his Bible under his arm, they hopped in the car,
And with smoke from the exhaust and a squeal of the tires,

You could hear him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
I’ll be planning for Sunday on Saturday night.
“My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

“However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
Phil Robertson an elder in the church of Christ

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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #61 on: December 20, 2013, 08:54:19 AM »
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #62 on: December 20, 2013, 09:51:49 AM »


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How to Have a New Mexico Christmas

Feliz Navidad! In New Mexico, Christmas truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

We take comfort in knowing that no matter where we traverse in our great state, on Christmas Eve, the glow of luminarias (aka farolitos) will always be there to light our way home.

{snip}

Traditionally, luminarias lit the way to midnight mass. Now, all across our state, cities host luminaria tours around town plazas and well-dressed neighborhoods.

By foot, bike, car or bus, from Taos to Las Cruces, we enjoy this statewide tradition.

Make your tour extra special this year and join your fellow New Mexicans in holiday song under the twinkling lights of your city plaza gazebo.

http://www.newscastic.com/news/how-to-have-a-new-mexico-christmas-1185507/
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #63 on: December 20, 2013, 01:58:20 PM »
WOW! I got a nice surprise!

I received a Merry Christmas email from a friend at the site on which I was a member before I came here! njpines is a very nice lady, and she and I used to communicate once in a while through PMs at that site.

Shocked doesn't really describe my feelings. I thought I was long forgotten over there.
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #64 on: December 21, 2013, 08:47:02 AM »
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« Reply #65 on: December 21, 2013, 08:50:26 AM »
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #66 on: December 21, 2013, 08:55:47 AM »

WINTER WONDERLAND!
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« Reply #67 on: December 21, 2013, 01:53:41 PM »
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #68 on: December 21, 2013, 03:13:23 PM »
CG ----- Self portrait ??????? Or wishful thinking????
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #69 on: December 21, 2013, 04:37:00 PM »
Now you KNOW that you posed for that pic!   ::hysterical::
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« Reply #70 on: December 21, 2013, 04:50:10 PM »
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #71 on: December 23, 2013, 10:48:37 AM »
For Christmas, who's staying home and who's traveling? We're going to our son's & DIL's place, about 12 miles from here. Baking a ham on Christmas Day (that I won at my American Legion post) to take with us. Our daughter will blast through the cheddar curtain to come down to our place first, and then up to our son's.

I hope that Christmas finds everyone here and our friends and families in good health and free from the terrible weather our country's been experiencing.
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #72 on: December 23, 2013, 10:56:22 AM »
Going to daughters 1 1/2 miles away to spoil the 4 grandkids that are here and have dinner, after that coming home for a quiet Christmas evening.
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #73 on: December 23, 2013, 10:41:44 PM »
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #74 on: December 24, 2013, 10:34:40 AM »
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #75 on: December 24, 2013, 11:10:40 AM »
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Deck The Halls

It’s that time of year again when our heads are full of sugar plums – or at least the modern equivalent. To put it another way: We’ve got Christmas on the brain and can think of nothing except all the stuff needed for making it a great holiday for one and all.

It’s a bit of a spoiler, though, getting all of these damn letters looking for donations. The Red Cross, UNICEF, Doctors without Borders, ad infinitum. I made the mistake of reading one of them about the homeless young man in Hamburg who was probably going to freeze to death for lack of a warm jacket and any hot nourishment. Or the elderly lady whose pension is so small that once the rent and utilities are paid, there’s no money left for food. Then there are the Syrian refugees, desperate to be somewhere safe and also in need of food and clothing.

How dare they ruin my fantasy of the wonderful world out there, full of colored lights, Christmas trees and good times for all!

In fact, the damage is done. All those letters have made the rot spread in my brain. So whatever you do, don’t ask me what I want for Christmas. I’ve got more than I need of everything. Please make a donation to the organization of your choice instead, even if it is small and you feel like it couldn’t possibly make a difference. All those small contributions add up and will help. We must believe that! Of course, if that’s all too impersonal for you, maybe there’s someone in the neighborhood who could use a helping hand.

MERRY CHRISTMAS *****HAPPY CHANUKAH******

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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #76 on: December 24, 2013, 11:31:06 AM »
From my wife (Dianne):

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As we celebrate the birth of Jesus, my wish for all my friends and family is that he watches over all of you. That he provides you and your loved ones much happiness, health and a sense of peace now and throughout the coming year. Merry Christmas everyone.

Amen.
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #77 on: December 24, 2013, 11:37:31 AM »
They're forecasting some snow for tonight and tomorrow morning - maybe 3" or so.

We hope our daughter comes down here tomorrow morning like we all planned. But she's afraid to drive in the snow ever since she got sideswiped by a hit and run 18-wheeler that put her in the ditch at 70 MPH.  ::rockets::

Wimmins be funny that way....  ::whatgives::

The palm trees are swaying in the breeze, dropping their coconuts again. The temp's all the way up to +5oF.
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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #78 on: December 24, 2013, 11:41:04 AM »
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Will Rogers never met Barack Obama. He would not like Obama.

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Re: CHRISTMAS THREAD
« Reply #79 on: December 24, 2013, 11:43:51 AM »
U.S. Coast Guard veteran, 1964-1968

Will Rogers never met Barack Obama. He would not like Obama.

I hate liberals. Liberalism is a disease that causes severe brain damage after it tries to suck knowledge and history out of yours.