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Topics => General Board => Topic started by: trapeze on May 03, 2012, 10:55:07 AM
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This is the latest attempt to paint Republicans as wanting to hurt women while O'Bongo and the Democrats are women's' new BFFs.
This is all over Twitter (for those of you who tweet...I don't). Here is a link (http://twitchy.com/2012/05/03/meet-julia-the-new-composite-woman-in-obamas-life/) to Michelle Malkin's Twitchy site where "Julia" the "New Composite Girlfriend" is apparently pretty hot stuff.
Here is a link (http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=51265) to Human Events where this ridiculous new meme is discussed.
Here is the link (http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia/) to the O'Bongo campaign's "Julia" thingy. It's pretty disgusting but we are all kind of used to this now.
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Is that supposed to be flattering to today's leftist woman? It sound's like she can't even feed herself without Sugar Daddy Obama being in the picture.
And good luck getting your checks from Sugar Daddy after that debt bomb blows up.
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Of course MNHawk, Julia is a typical plantation Democrat, can't even wipe her own ass without gubmint help, and when gubmint implodes she'll die covered in sh*t.
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obama skips from 3 years of age to 17.
He leaves out: At age 6, under obamas sex education for all program, little julia learns to roll a condom on a banana.
At age 10, under obamas healthy food for all program, Julia finds her mother abused her by shipping baloney sandwiches in her lunch.
At age 13, under obamas health, wellness and morality program, Julia is given access to birth control, without parental consent or knowledge
At age 15, under obamas planned parenthood refuse plan, pregnent Julia has access to free abortion.
Hopefully, at age 45, Julia becomes self aware of the asshole she has become.
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Oh my. Obama must thank Allah every morning for having a voting base as stupid as it is. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_(Nineteen_Eighty-Four))
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obama skips from 3 years of age to 17.
He leaves out: At age 6, under obamas sex education for all program, little julia learns to roll a condom on a banana.
At age 10, under obamas healthy food for all program, Julia finds her mother abused her by shipping baloney sandwiches in her lunch.
At age 13, under obamas health, wellness and morality program, Julia is given access to birth control, without parental consent or knowledge
At age 15, under obamas planned parenthood refuse plan, pregnent Julia has access to free abortion.
Hopefully, at age 45, Julia becomes self aware of the asshole she has become.
that right there is brilliant. You need to share it with the Eloi.
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Too bad that Julia will be unemployed and drowning in student loan debt.
Too bad that Julia will be paying for the debt that President Downgrade ran up.
Too bad that Julia won't be getting any Social Security benefits or Medicare benefits even though she will pay through the nose for them all through her miserable life IF she can somehow manage to get a job.
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Julia was a lifesize cardboard image similar to those of presidents and John Wayne presented by side walk vendors for you to be photographed with only Julia was a take home with the appropriate cutouts.
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obama skips from 3 years of age to 17.
He leaves out: At age 6, under obamas sex education for all program, little julia learns to roll a condom on a banana.
At age 10, under obamas healthy food for all program, Julia finds her mother abused her by shipping baloney sandwiches in her lunch.
At age 13, under obamas health, wellness and morality program, Julia is given access to birth control, without parental consent or knowledge
At age 15, under obamas planned parenthood refuse plan, pregnent Julia has access to free abortion.
Hopefully, at age 45, Julia becomes self aware of the asshole she has become.
that right there is brilliant. You need to share it with the Eloi.
The book was great....the movie...not so great.
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The shortest entry
3 seconds: After Julia is partially born, a tube is inserted into her head, her brains are sucked out, and she's thrown into the garbage.
The End.
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The shortest entry
3 seconds: After Julia is partially born, a tube is inserted into her head, her brains are sucked out, and she's thrown into the garbage.
The End.
Oops! Didn't mean that Julia to end so quick!
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I have been making a collection of Julia alternate composites:
The Life of Brian (http://www.bobkrumm.com/blog/?p=2403)
The Life of Julianne (http://crankytrex.blogspot.com/2012/05/life-of-julianne.html)
Julia (http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/298859/julia-kevin-d-williamson)
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IMAO has some zingers too (http://imao.us)
Liberals: “We’re not fascists! Now here’s what your whole life should look like cradle to grave according to the government’s plan…”
At age 50, Julia trades three shotgun shells for a gallon of gas and tells children about the “long long ago.”
The most exciting part of Dreams From My Father is where Obama realizes that his composite girlfriend is a Cylon.
Remember when people ventured west in search of new government to help them out?
At age 32, Julia only ventures out at night to make it harder for the Obamabot hunter/seekers to find her.
At age 22, Julia receives a visit to her home from President Obama. Later that day, she can’t locate her dog, Spot..
At age 33, after living a carefree life thanks to Obama’s government programs, Julia is consumed by Morlocks.
Obama 2012: “You’re nothing without me! Nothing! You hear me, Julia? Nothing!”
At age 68, Julia receives a helpful monthly reminder of how her dying soon would be helpful to the government’s budget.
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Those are pretty dang good!
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Who the hell has a gap in his vocabulary that the word "compressed" was initially used?
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obama skips from 3 years of age to 17.
He leaves out: At age 6, under obamas sex education for all program, little julia learns to roll a condom on a banana.
At age 10, under obamas healthy food for all program, Julia finds her mother abused her by shipping baloney sandwiches in her lunch.
At age 13, under obamas health, wellness and morality program, Julia is given access to birth control, without parental consent or knowledge
At age 15, under obamas planned parenthood refuse plan, pregnent Julia has access to free abortion.
Hopefully, at age 45, Julia becomes self aware of the asshole she has become.
Don, you missed something else at age 13, she get's molested by a female teacher and becomes queer no longer needing to know about condoms. She then can be confident that she'll be with the right crowd in art school.
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IMAO has some zingers too (http://imao.us)
Liberals: “We’re not fascists! Now here’s what your whole life should look like cradle to grave according to the government’s plan…”
At age 50, Julia trades three shotgun shells for a gallon of gas and tells children about the “long long ago.”
The most exciting part of Dreams From My Father is where Obama realizes that his composite girlfriend is a Cylon.
Remember when people ventured west in search of new government to help them out?
At age 32, Julia only ventures out at night to make it harder for the Obamabot hunter/seekers to find her.
At age 22, Julia receives a visit to her home from President Obama. Later that day, she can’t locate her dog, Spot..
At age 33, after living a carefree life thanks to Obama’s government programs, Julia is consumed by Morlocks.
Obama 2012: “You’re nothing without me! Nothing! You hear me, Julia? Nothing!”
At age 68, Julia receives a helpful monthly reminder of how her dying soon would be helpful to the government’s budget.
Within one hour after death, since most of the food is used to make biofuels, there isn't any viable alternative food sources, she's turned over to the factory that makes the NEW FOOD.
Tastes like chicken!
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Within one hour after death, since most of the food is used to make biofuels, there isn't any viable alternative food sources, she's turned over to the factory that makes the NEW FOOD.
Tastes like chicken!
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After reading this thread, I realize how you guys (and gals) keep me coming back. ::hysterical::
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Who the hell has a gap in his vocabulary that the word "compressed" was initially used?
Smartest, coolest guy on the planet, that's who.
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Does Julia own a dog.....
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Does Julia own a dog.....
Not any more. She had to give up 'puddles' as a concession to Obama for all the assistance he was giving her. He promised that puddles would have acres of prime White House lawn on which to frolic. Oddly though, 'puddles' has yet to make an appearance.
In other news, Moo-chelle has invited her slightly-native American with high cheek bones good friend, Mrs Warren (also known by her 'Indian name' as 'Dances-with-poodles') to a media luncheon (which Mrs Warren enthusiastically accepted!). The menu lists, among other delicacies, 'a tofu-meat substitute for those that wish to avoid animal products'. There were unsubstantiated claims by a migrant worker, Jorge Chino, in the White House kitchen that the meat substitute was in fact, ground dog but the worker was quickly promoted to ambassador of Guatemala for his outstanding work ethic in the White House kitchen. His duties have taken him out of the country and he was therefore, unavailable for comment.
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Does Julia own a dog.....
Not any more. She had to give up 'puddles' as a concession to Obama for all the assistance he was giving her. He promised that puddles would have acres of prime White House lawn on which to frolic. Oddly though, 'puddles' has yet to make an appearance.
In other news, Moo-chelle has invited her slightly-native American with high cheek bones good friend, Mrs Warren (also known by her 'Indian name' as 'Dances-with-poodles') to a media luncheon (which Mrs Warren enthusiastically accepted!). The menu lists, among other delicacies, 'a tofu-meat substitute for those that wish to avoid animal products'. There were unsubstantiated claims by a migrant worker, Jorge Chino, in the White House kitchen that the meat substitute was in fact, ground dog but the worker was quickly promoted to ambassador of Guatemala for his outstanding work ethic in the White House kitchen. His duties have taken him out of the country and he was therefore, unavailable for comment.
You must stay up nughts coming up with this stuff. ::hysterical::
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Puddles pudding.
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It's a President-eat-dog world out there, after all.
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I know from conversations I've had with people who only pay attention to politics on the periphery that this "Julia" thing has grown legs beyond wonk-world, and people don't like the implications one bit.
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I love it when democrats expose their far-left socialist nature...nothing like giving people the rope with which to wrap around their own necks!
::whoohoo::
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You know it was only a matter of time...
The Life of Julia, Iowahawk edition (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2012/05/julias-circle-of-life.html#more)
Under President Obama: Julia is fired after her first website is mocked mercilessly on Twitter. But thanks to President Obama she gets 99 weeks of unemployment - and a new job at a local entertainment complex. Gentlemen, put your hands together for Julia!
::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::cool:: ::bows:: ::hysterical::
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You know it was only a matter of time...
The Life of Julia, Iowahawk edition (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2012/05/julias-circle-of-life.html#more)
Under President Obama: Julia is fired after her first website is mocked mercilessly on Twitter. But thanks to President Obama she gets 99 weeks of unemployment - and a new job at a local entertainment complex. Gentlemen, put your hands together for Julia!
::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::cool:: ::bows:: ::hysterical::
And the rest of us get lectured on being bullies because we know crap when we see it.
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The 'vision' of #Julia. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diAgNfgYkw4#)
Cross posted from http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,5778.msg63976.html#msg63976 (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,5778.msg63976.html#msg63976)
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Remember Peggy of the "I won't have to worry about gas for my car; I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage. If I help him, he's gonna help me"?
That's who "Julia" really is, Peggy.
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Remember Peggy of the "I won't have to worry about gas for my car; I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage. If I help him, he's gonna help me"?
That's who "Julia" really is, Peggy.
Sure, even cartoon ignorance is bliss. ::danceban::
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The Julia Girls For O'Bongo have been re-tweeting what they think is a real O'Bongo campaign poster. But it isn't.
Here is the link (http://twitchy.com/2012/05/09/liberals-fall-for-fake-women-for-obama-campaign-poster/) to the story.
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The Julia Girls For O'Bongo have been re-tweeting what they think is a real O'Bongo campaign poster. But it isn't.
Here is the link (http://twitchy.com/2012/05/09/liberals-fall-for-fake-women-for-obama-campaign-poster/) to the story.
::rolllaughing::