I'm not jabbing, nor am I testing. God only knows what's on those stinkin' swabs and I'm not putting that in my nose.
I went, finally, after 3 years, for an eye exam but only after I checked that they were no longer demanding masks be worn. The periodontist's office finally dropped the masks as well, which was stupid in the first place. "Wear it in the waiting room and take it off when you're seated in the chair?" Bull. Performance (un)art. Humiliation ritual. I dis-respectfully decline it all.