Is there a website for that, I'd like to put in an order for our 250th birthday this July.

Anyway, they best educate everybody to learn the lessons of Ukraine, and the main lesson is tell both East and West to go frack themselves! You are screwed and doomed to servitude and slaughter if you choose a foreign master instead of being your own.
Second lesson, kick the piss out of all foreigners no matter where they come from...none are your friends, NONE! Tell them all to leave.
But, I reckon as small and weak as they are...they'll eff it up somehow...believe some foreign devil is their pal...
Poor dumb bastards!
But you are right about past sins... Soviet occupation left a bad taste in everybody's mouth...it is not an easy thing to set aside. But that does not mean Westerners are the answer by default.
Frankly I don't think they're bright enough to be their own master...
Nor do I see devils East and West sitting this one out and not agitating against each other...
Nor do I see Moldovan fodder in short supply for either to exploit...
Poor dumb bastards!