Thanks for clearing up the Elizabeth Norlesbian thing.
True story:
In the late 1950's, a young actor was seeking representation from one of the best known talent agencies in Hollywood. The young man was asked to change his name, which was common during that time in the film and entertainment industry. The young man was an honorable sort of fellow and resisted all attempts to change his name. Every letter received refusing to take him as a client objected to his given name: Penis von Lesbian. One of the great Hollywood agents tried several times to get Penis von Lesbian to change his name, all without success,
Years later, the agent received a personal note in the mail from the man. It read
I want to thank you for trying so hard in the past to get me to change my name. For years I struggled to make it here, and finally, I had the good sense to take you up on your advice and change my name. I shall be forever grateful for your insight and assistance. Sincerely, Dick van Dyke.