Author Topic: Spammer  (Read 1077 times)

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« on: January 25, 2013, 11:39:13 PM »
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Re: Spammer
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2013, 11:59:41 PM »
Oh, sorry...wrong answer. Thank you for playing.

(why doesn't anyone spam ammunition or firearms parts or something even vaguely useful?)

I would have liked to do my normal mark up of the spammer's text but it's so incredibly horrible that it makes no sense whatsoever to begin with.

Pity.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2013, 09:35:13 AM by IronDioPriest »
In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: Spammer
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2013, 12:21:13 AM »
He/she tranny may be should be allowed to advertise here as long as he registers as a commercial vender, files the appropriate information forms for a background and service applicability and reliability check, produces bond (until his service is proved credible) and, of course, pays all fees for the preceding and for the actual space and privilege of advertising at IAL.  If terms of service all monies rendered will be forfeit.
 
« Last Edit: January 26, 2013, 09:35:35 AM by IronDioPriest »

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Re: Spammer
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2013, 05:29:55 AM »
Okay, it's very early, and I tried to read that, without paying attention to the author's name.   ::doh:: I wonder how many of those things have to be sent out before finding someone stupid enough to click the links, let alone buy something?
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Re: Spammer
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2013, 08:57:32 AM »
...I wonder how many of those things have to be sent out before finding someone stupid enough to click the links, let alone buy something?

That is a good question, isn't it? A person would have to be a moron to click, and brain-dead to buy.

Of course, the real purpose of such spam is to create hyperlinks in as many places on the web as possible so the google-bot feelers find them and increase the search-engine ranking for the sites at the link. So it's all about SEO, or Search Engine Optimization.

But still, yeah, what you said. At some point, somebody somewhere has to click the link for the business to sell whatever they sell. What kind of moron does it take to make that click and that purchase, I'll never know.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2013, 09:36:15 AM by IronDioPriest »
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Re: Spammer
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2013, 09:28:13 AM »
That was a funny way to address the spammer, however, my suggestion is to remove the actual links to the site, and change the subject title.  You can put something like:  " MORONS SPAM SITE " without any link to it.  The reason I say so is, because of back links... it is a positive and helpful thing for their site if the links are left in place, in the search engine back tracking world.  I am not really smart enough to explain this, but I do know from experience that when there are many links to a website around the net, it helps that website move up.  Hope this makes sense.
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Re: Spammer
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2013, 09:30:42 AM »
That was a funny way to address the spammer, however, my suggestion is to remove the actual links to the site, and change the subject title.  You can put something like:  " MORONS SPAM SITE " without any link to it.  The reason I say so is, because of back links... it is a positive and helpful thing for their site if the links are left in place, in the search engine back tracking world.  I am not really smart enough to explain this, but I do know from experience that when there are many links to a website around the net, it helps that website move up.  Hope this makes sense.

That's very true. Done.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2013, 09:36:51 AM by IronDioPriest »
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law, would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."

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Re: Spammer
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Re: Spammer
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2013, 10:28:27 AM »
That was a funny way to address the spammer, however, my suggestion is to remove the actual links to the site, and change the subject title.  You can put something like:  " MORONS SPAM SITE " without any link to it.  The reason I say so is, because of back links... it is a positive and helpful thing for their site if the links are left in place, in the search engine back tracking world.  I am not really smart enough to explain this, but I do know from experience that when there are many links to a website around the net, it helps that website move up.  Hope this makes sense.

I was on it within in just a few minutes of his registration here and the second thing I did (after banning him) was to alter his links so that they were unusable. I left the post up sort of like a head on a pike at the entrance to our little village.
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Re: Spammer
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2013, 09:51:46 PM »
I was on it within in just a few minutes of his registration here and the second thing I did (after banning him) was to alter his links so that they were unusable. I left the post up sort of like a head on a pike at the entrance to our little village.

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Re: Spammer
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 07:45:42 AM »
Can we see that warning rendered graphically?   ::evilbat::
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