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Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« on: July 01, 2013, 02:54:22 PM »
It's like there's a "stupid" virus going around.

Yeah, this makes total sense if you want to absolutely kill one of your most popular brands of breakfast cereal...


So, yeah, Lucky Charms is now the self-identified first gay cereal. Wonderful.

My kids are too old for this sh*t but if they weren't this would not be on the menu.

You would think that a homo cereal would be chock full of fruits, though.
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2013, 03:02:50 PM »
Lucky, unique, colorful, expressive, living life on ones own terms, proud, open, interesting, brave, strong, loved, loving, recognized, alive, amazing...

Such wonderful descriptors for taking it up the ass, smoking pole, munching carpet...
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2013, 03:17:03 PM »
Yeah, describing those afflicted with homosexuality as being "lucky" makes perfect sense to someone but not me.

Famous things never said to any psychologist or psychiatrist: "Doc! You gotta help me! I think I might be heterosexual!"
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2013, 03:21:14 PM »

I think if there were a list of companies supporting genocide or the transformation of American culture into something antithetical to its history I would boycott those companies.
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2013, 03:25:55 PM »
Quote from: Charles Oakwood on July 01, 2013, 03:21:14 PM

I think if there were a list of companies supporting genocide or the transformation of American culture into something antithetical to its history I would boycott those companies.


I think if there were a list of companies supporting genocide against those transforming American culture into something antithetical to its history I would buy stock in those companies and wear their logos.

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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2013, 03:26:28 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on July 01, 2013, 02:54:22 PM
It's like there's a "stupid" virus going around.

Yeah, this makes total sense if you want to absolutely kill one of your most popular brands of breakfast cereal...


So, yeah, Lucky Charms is now the self-identified first gay cereal. Wonderful.

My kids are too old for this sh*t but if they weren't this would not be on the menu.

You would think that a homo cereal would be chock full of fruits, though.

I thought, Coco-puffs was the cereal of queers with all those brown things and milk. ::puke::
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2013, 04:17:27 PM »
If I were a queer.......and taking( or giving) one up the bunghole is now labeled "unique"...... Or this act makes me "different"...... Or my actions "expressive".....I think I would be offended.
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2013, 04:26:06 PM »
That commercial is just gay.
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2013, 04:59:37 PM »
And Lucky Charms used to be one of my favorite cereals.

Oh well....
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2013, 09:15:51 PM »
I'd say I won't buy GM's stuff any more but I haven't in years.

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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2013, 09:51:40 PM »
Quote from: LadyVirginia on July 01, 2013, 09:15:51 PM
I'd say I won't buy GM's stuff any more but I haven't in years.


Thing is, they've been supporting the deviant lifestyles for years. We constantly use our own ropes to hang ourselves.
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2013, 03:44:46 AM »
I'm going to have to retrain the grandson. He loves the damn things. ::facepalm::
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2013, 07:12:06 AM »
A sugar bomb cereal and not a health cereal?  Something that will kill you faster rather than something that would promote health?

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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2013, 07:25:01 AM »
How can I express myself without killing anybody?   ::thinking::

1.  Catapult
2.  Shotgun
3.  Stolen Lucky Charms

"Pull!"

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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2013, 09:06:40 AM »
At least GM execs could be sucking each others' honey nuts to some Cheerios.
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2013, 09:52:36 AM »
I always did think that little leprechaun was a flamer...  :o
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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2013, 11:42:30 AM »
Yeah...don't go lookin' in his pot...look away, look away!!!

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Re: Trendy General Mills Decides To Promote Homo Cereal Or Something
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2013, 12:53:33 PM »
Quote from: Libertas on July 02, 2013, 11:42:30 AM
Yeah...don't go lookin' in his pot...look away, look away!!!

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Yeah......it tough to now understand that wasn't a rainbow falling into the hole in his pot.  ::danceban::
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