According to common wisdom, the safest place for us during a tornado is in our little, tiny inside hallway closet. We're in deep kimchee if we have to use it, us and the two cats. If we have to duck in there, I'll be pitching stuff out like a mad woman because there's almost no floor space.
Lemme guess.... vacuum cleaner? Step ladder? Broom/dust pan?
Rug attachment (for whole-house vacuum cleaner; canister in crawl-space), stepstool, folded up aluminum platform for the short-shot here. Takes very little room, but there isn't that much room to start with.
All of that -- out -- and the contents of a couple of shelves as well; we'll stash the catzez up there.
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No, no flyswatter, just your treatise on how contract law is still viable in this country, i.e. toilet paper, capa tostA!
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I have been thinking about your suggestion, CO. For various uses. We just don't have that much available open land and I'm loathe to cut down any more trees, but it's not out of the question.